87+ Thanksgiving Turmoil Jokes: A Comedy of Errors

Introduction 

Thanksgiving, a time for gratitude and togetherness… or, as these jokes will show, a recipe for disaster and dysfunction! Get ready to chuckle through the mishaps and mayhem of a terrible Thanksgiving.

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Terrible Thanksgiving Jokes

1. Why did the turkey refuse to be stuffed? Because it heard it was a “fowl” play!
2. Aunt Mildred’s gravy was so lumpy, it had its own zip code!
3. Why was the cranberry sauce blushing? It saw the turkey getting carved!
4. The dog ate the turkey. The cat drank the gravy. The family ordered pizza.
5. Uncle Bob fell asleep in the mashed potatoes again. Is it tryptophan or just pure exhaustion?
6. Grandma tried a new recipe for pumpkin pie... let’s just say, it’s now a permanent part of the tablecloth.
7. Why did the pilgrim’s pants keep falling down? Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat!
8. The kids staged a revolt against green bean casserole. They demanded fries.
9. Why did the corn stalk get in trouble? It was “ear”-responsible for all the corny jokes!
10. Dad’s attempt at carving the turkey turned into a horror movie audition.
11. Why did the football team break up mid-game? They heard there was pie!
12. The vegetarian guest’s face when they realized everything was cooked in turkey drippings… priceless.
13. Why did the cranberries run away? They heard they were getting sauced!
14. The dinner rolls were so hard, they could have doubled as hockey pucks.
15. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had 24 carrots!
16. Why did the turkey sit on the axe? It wanted to give everyone a little scarecrow.
17. The fire alarm went off twice: once for burnt rolls, and again for Grandma’s overcooked yams.
18. What did the sweet potatoes say to the marshmallows? “You complete me!”
19. The centerpiece was so ugly, it scared away the neighborhood birds.
20. Why did the mashed potatoes turn red? They saw the gravy boat coming!
21. Cousin Eddie brought his famous “turkey surprise” casserole… the surprise was that no one wanted seconds.
22. Why did the cranberry sauce bring a ladder to Thanksgiving dinner? It wanted to be on the top shelf!
23. The power went out just as dinner was served. Thank goodness for glow sticks and candlelight.
24. Why did the Thanksgiving dinner guests form a band? They all brought their own drumsticks!
25. The cat got into the pumpkin pie. The evidence was a trail of whipped cream paw prints.
26. What did the turkey say before it was roasted? “Don’t forget to baste me!”
27. Grandma’s “special” punch turned out to be mostly rum with a splash of fruit juice.
28. Why did the mashed potatoes jump off the plate? They wanted to get to the gravy train!
29. The oven broke halfway through cooking. Looks like it’s turkey sashimi for dinner!
30. Why did the cranberry sauce go to school? It wanted to be a little tart!
31. The family’s attempt at a group photo ended with mashed potato fights and gravy stains.
32. The kids swapped out the sugar for salt in the pumpkin pie. Sweet revenge!
33. Why was the turkey arrested on Thanksgiving? For fowl play!
34. The dinner conversation was so awkward, even the cranberry sauce blushed.
35. What did the turkey say to the computer? “Google, Google, Google!”
36. Why did the cranberry sauce refuse to leave the can? It was feeling “jellied” out!
37. The dog mistook the gravy boat for a new water dish. Gravy everywhere.
38. What’s a turkey’s least favorite music genre? Fowl music!
39. The vegetarian guest brought their own Tofurky, which promptly got mistaken for a centerpiece.
40. Why was the turkey asked to join the band? Because it had the drumsticks!
41. The dinner rolls were so hard, they could have been used as weapons in a food fight.
42. What happened when the turkey got into a fight? It got the stuffing knocked out of it!
43. The cat knocked over the wine bottle, turning the tablecloth into a modern art masterpiece.
44. Why did the cranberry sauce start a band? It heard it could make some “jam”!
45. Uncle Joe tried to deep fry the turkey… and ended up deep frying the backyard instead.

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46. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of weather? Fowl weather!
47. The gravy boat sprung a leak, flooding the table with liquid gold.
48. Why did the turkey cross the road just before Thanksgiving? To prove it wasn’t chicken!
49. The kids staged a rebellion against Brussels sprouts. Revolutionaries with a taste for mac and cheese.
50. What’s the best dance for Thanksgiving dinner? The turkey trot!
51. Aunt Martha’s attempt at a vegan pumpkin pie tasted suspiciously like cardboard.
52. Why was the Thanksgiving turkey so great at math? It knew how to “count” its blessings!
53. The cat climbed onto the table and made off with the butter dish. A slippery thief.
54. The smoke alarm went off just as the turkey was finally done. Talk about dramatic timing.
55. Why did the cranberry sauce feel so shy? It was too “berry” embarrassed!
56. The kids decided to play football indoors. Let’s just say, the vase didn’t stand a chance.
57. Why did the turkey bring a microphone to Thanksgiving? It wanted to sing “All About That Baste”!
58. Grandma’s attempt at a “secret ingredient” in the stuffing turned out to be a disaster… it was fish sauce.
59. The table collapsed under the weight of all the Thanksgiving dishes. A feast turned into a fiasco.
60. The gravy boat got stuck halfway down the table. Cue the gravy relay race.
61. Uncle Bob’s attempt at carving the turkey resembled a scene from a horror movie.
62. Why did the turkey sit on the jack-o-lantern? It wanted to be a pumpkin “pie”!
63. The vegetarian option was a sad-looking salad. Even the lettuce looked wilted.
64. What did one turkey say to the other on Thanksgiving morning? “Gobble ’til you wobble!”
65. The cat knocked over the wine glasses, turning the tablecloth into a Jackson Pollock painting.
66. Why did the cranberry sauce go to the doctor? It was feeling a little “saucy”!
67. Dad’s attempt at making gravy turned into a lump-filled disaster.
68. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ghost? A poultrygeist!
69. The pumpkin pie went missing. Suspects include the dog and Uncle Frank’s notorious sweet tooth.
70. Why was the Thanksgiving turkey so expensive? It had a lot of “dressing”!
71. The power went out just as the turkey was about to be carved. Thanksgiving by flashlight.
72. What did the mashed potatoes say to the turkey? “You’re gravy baby!”
73. Aunt Mildred’s green bean casserole was so overcooked, it could double as wallpaper paste.
74. Why did the cranberry sauce bring a map to Thanksgiving? It heard it was going on a “journey”!
75. The turkey wasn’t just dry; it was drier than the Sahara desert in a heatwave.
76. What did the cranberry sauce say to the gravy? “You’re the yin to my yang!”
77. Grandma accidentally used salt instead of sugar in the pumpkin pie. It was a dessert disaster.
78. The kids set off the smoke alarm trying to make s’mores in the living room.
79. Why did the turkey join the circus? It heard they needed a juggler!
80. The mashed potatoes were so lumpy, they could have been mistaken for a mountain range.
81. Uncle Joe’s “famous” Brussels sprouts tasted suspiciously like old gym socks.
82. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
83. The vegetarian guest’s “tofurkey” looked more like a tofu brick than a roast.
84. The cat jumped onto the table and made off with the butter dish. Slippery thief.
85. What did the mashed potatoes say to the sweet potatoes? “I yam what I yam!”
86. Aunt Martha’s attempt at vegan gravy was like trying to drink vegetable soup through a straw.
87. The dog devoured the pumpkin pie when no one was looking. Evidence was found in the crumbs.
88. What did the cranberry sauce feel so shy? It was too “berry” embarrassed!
89. The kids played football indoors and shattered the lamp. A touchdown turned into a disaster.
90. The gravy boat got stuck on the tablecloth, causing a gravy flood.

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Conclusion 

Despite the mishaps and mayhem, a terrible Thanksgiving often makes for the best stories and memories. 

So, whether your turkey is burnt to a crisp or your uncle falls asleep in the gravy, embrace the chaos and enjoy the laughter that comes with it!

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