Whatta Laugh! 57+ ‘What’ Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone

Introduction

Get ready for a chuckle-packed adventure with a collection of ‘What’ themed one-liners. From witty wordplay to clever quips, these jokes are bound to make you ponder and laugh simultaneously. 

Brace yourself for a rollercoaster of ‘What’ humor that will leave you asking, “What’s the punchline?”

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What Jokes

1. What’s a comedian’s favorite question? “What’s the deal with airline food?”
2. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing and thought, “What a vinaigrette!”
3. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
4. What did the ocean say to the shore? “Nothing, it just waved.”
5. What’s a magician’s favorite question before a trick? “What’s up my sleeve?”
6. Why did the scarecrow become a successful motivational speaker? It knew ‘what’ it was talking about.
7. What did the big flower say to the little flower? “Hi, bud!”
8. What’s the favorite question in a bakery? “What’s the doughnut of the day?”
9. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired of standing.
10. What did the bee say to the flower? “What’s your petal plan?”
11. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
12. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
13. What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? “Arrr,” you think it be the ‘R,’ but it’s the ‘C’ they love.
14. What did one wall say to the other? “I’ll meet you at the corner.”
15. What did the zero say to the eight? “Nice belt!”
16. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
17. What did the hat say to the scarf? “You hang around, and I’ll go ahead.”
18. What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple.
19. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!”
20. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? “Nothing, they just waved.”
21. What did the lettuce say to the celery? “Quit stalking me!”
22. What did the tree say to the wind? “Leaf me alone!”
23. What’s the most spoken language in the world? Body language.
24. What did the pencil say to the eraser? “You’re rubbing me the wrong way!”
25. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange.
26. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
27. What did the grape say after it got stepped on? “Nothing, but it let out a little wine.”
28. What’s a computer’s favorite snack? Chips.
29. What did the triangle say to the circle? “You’re pointless.”
30. What did the rug say to the floor? “I’ve got you covered.”

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31. What did one plate say to the other plate? “Lunch is on me.”
32. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room.
33. What did the grape do when it got stepped on again? It let out a little wine and said, “This is becoming a pressing matter!”
34. What’s a lightbulb’s favorite joke? “I’m so bright, people have to wear shades.”
35. What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener.
36. What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of helium? “HeHe.”
37. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit juice? Tomato juice, with a splash of irony.
38. What did the traffic light say to the car? “Don’t look, I’m changing!”
39. What did the computer say to the coffee maker? “You make brew-tiful coffee!”
40. What did the hat say to the scarf during a blizzard? “Hold on tight, it’s a bit chilly!”
41. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
42. What’s the cat’s favorite dessert? Mice cream.
43. What did the banana say to the doctor? “I’m not peeling well.”
44. What did the big flower say to the little flower during a storm? “Hang in there, bud!”
45. What’s a baker’s favorite math term? Pi.
46. What did the snowman say to the other snowman? “Do you smell carrots?”
47. What’s a tree’s favorite networking site? Rootbook.
48. What did one raindrop say to the other? “Two’s company, but three’s a cloud!”
49. What’s a musician’s favorite chord progression? The question mark.
50. What did the hat say to the belt? “You go ahead; I’ll stay down.”
51. What do you call a fish that wears a crown? A kingfish.
52. What did the clock say to the calendar? “I’ll face each day, but your days are numbered.”
53. What’s a duck’s favorite snack? Quackers.
54. What did one wall say to the other wall during a renovation? “I’ll meet you at the corner, but let’s not get plastered.”
55. What’s a pencil’s favorite music genre? The sharp notes.
56. What did the bicycle say to its rider? “Stop pedaling in circles, and let’s go straight to the point.”
57. What’s a burglar’s favorite time of the day? When it’s time to break in.
58. What did the left eye say to the right eye? “Between you and me, something smells.”
59. What did the grape say to the raisin? “You got all wrinkled up!”
60. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries.

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Conclusion

With these ‘What’ themed one-liners, laughter is the only constant. Embrace the unexpected, find joy in the quirky, and keep asking, “What’s the next joke?”