97+  Hilarious Unfunny Dad Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone

Introduction

Dad jokes have a special place in our hearts, often making us groan and chuckle simultaneously. 

However, the epitome of these jokes might just be the ‘unfunny dad’ genre. They’re so bad they’re good, and here’s a collection that might just leave you in stitches.

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Unfunny Dad Jokes

1. Why did the unfunny dad stare at the can of orange juice? He wanted to concentrate!
2. What did the unfunny dad say after spilling coffee on his favorite shirt? “Looks like I’ve bean through a lot.”
3. How does an unfunny dad find a lost sock? They follow the trail of “footsie” clues!
4. Why did the unfunny dad bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
5. Why don’t unfunny dads make good DJs? They always drop the beat!
6. What’s an unfunny dad’s favorite time of day? PUN-set!
7. Why did the unfunny dad stand in the corner with a popsicle? He wanted to be a chill dude!
8. How did the unfunny dad fix his flat tire? He put some ‘air’-s in it!
9. Why did the unfunny dad put his money in the blender? He wanted to make liquid assets!
10. What did the unfunny dad do with the calendar? He took it to the gym to work on his ‘dates’!
11. Why don’t unfunny dads trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something!
12. What’s an unfunny dad’s favorite song? A-corny one!
13. Why did the unfunny dad refuse to learn archery? He didn’t want to ‘arrow’ anyone!
14. How does an unfunny dad organize a space party? He ‘planets’ in advance!
15. Why did the unfunny dad bring a pencil to bed? In case he made a ‘point’ in his dreams!
16. What did the unfunny dad say to the computer? “Stop freezing, it’s not winter yet!”
17. Why don’t unfunny dads trust atoms? They make up everything!
18. How does an unfunny dad apologize? He says, “I’m so ‘sari’, I didn’t mean to khaki your pants!”
19. Why did the unfunny dad wear two jackets when he painted the house? He wanted to make sure he had a second coat!
20. What’s an unfunny dad’s favorite time on the clock? “Tooth-hurty”!
21. Why did the unfunny dad go to the bank? He wanted to check his “balance”!
22. How does an unfunny dad make a tissue dance? He puts a little “boogie” in it!
23. Why was the unfunny dad’s belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants!
24. What did the unfunny dad say about the broken antique vase? “I guess it’s just a ‘smashing’ décor idea!”
25. Why did the unfunny dad bring a ladder to the barbeque? He wanted to reach the high steaks!
26. How does an unfunny dad greet his friends in the morning? He says, “Sun’s up, puns up!”
27. Why did the unfunny dad put sugar in his car’s gas tank? He wanted to sweeten the deal!
28. What did the unfunny dad say when he walked into a screen door? “I’m just ‘meshing’ around!”
29. Why don’t unfunny dads use elevators? They’re trying to elevate their pun game!
30. What did the unfunny dad say to the dog at the park? “Nice to ‘paws’ and meet you!”
31. Why did the unfunny dad bring a backpack full of batteries to the party? He wanted to ‘charge’ up the atmosphere!
32. How does an unfunny dad prepare for a marathon? He jogs his memory!
33. Why did the unfunny dad stare at the can opener? He was hoping for a ‘can-do’ attitude!
34. What did the unfunny dad say when he dropped his sandwich? “I guess it’s a ‘sub’stantial problem now!”
35. Why don’t unfunny dads trust stairs made of jelly? They’re afraid they might wobble too much!
36. How did the unfunny dad get the job as a tailor? He had ‘sew’ much experience!
37. Why did the unfunny dad go to the doctor with a clock? He wanted to get his ‘second-hand’ checked!
38. What did the unfunny dad say to the banana? “You really ‘apeel’ to me!”
39. Why did the unfunny dad bring a map to the desert? He wanted to find an ‘oasis’ of humor!
40. Why did the unfunny dad buy a bird? He wanted tweets without a data plan!

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41. How does an unfunny dad communicate with fish? He drops them a line!
42. Why did the unfunny dad become a gardener? He wanted to ‘grow’ on people!
43. What did the unfunny dad say when he forgot to buy bread? “I guess we’re in a ‘loaf’ of trouble now!”
44. Why don’t unfunny dads trust stairs made of wood? They’re afraid of splinters!
45. How did the unfunny dad react to losing his watch? He had a ‘minute’ of silence!
46. Why did the unfunny dad bring a football to the bakery? He heard they needed a good ‘roll’!
47. What did the unfunny dad say when his computer froze? “I guess it’s got a ‘cold’ storage!”
48. Why did the unfunny dad stare at the shampoo bottle? He was waiting for instructions to ‘lather, rinse, repeat’!
49. How does an unfunny dad end a phone call? He says, “I’ll hang up and ‘cell’ you later!”
50. Why did the unfunny dad take a ladder to the bar? He heard the bartender was ‘highly’ skilled!
51. What did the unfunny dad say after a long day of fishing? “It was a ‘reel’ly good time!”
52. Why don’t unfunny dads trust trains? They fear they might ‘rail’ against them!
53. How does an unfunny dad make a decision? He ‘flip-flops’ back and forth!
54. Why did the unfunny dad bring a mirror to the movie theater? He wanted to ‘reflect’ on the plot!
55. What did the unfunny dad say when he saw a friend with a broken arm? “I guess you’re not feeling ‘humerus’!”
56. Why don’t unfunny dads tell secrets on a farm? Too many ‘leeks’!
57. How did the unfunny dad find his missing socks? He went on a ‘toe’-tal search!
58. What did the unfunny dad say when he got a job at the calendar factory? “It’s a ‘date’ with destiny!”
59. Why did the unfunny dad bring a notebook to the barbecue? He wanted to ‘grill’ everyone about their favorite jokes!
60. Why did the unfunny dad take a clock to the vet? He wanted to fix its ‘ticks’!
61. How does an unfunny dad organize his library? He ‘book’marks everything!
62. Why did the unfunny dad bring a ladder to the concert? He wanted a ‘high’-note experience!
63. What did the unfunny dad say about the broken watch? “Looks like it’s time for a ‘second-hand’ one!”
64. Why don’t unfunny dads trust trees? They think they’re a bit shady!
65. How did the unfunny dad react when his car’s tire went flat? He was ‘deflated’!
66. Why did the unfunny dad take a spoon to the movies? He heard it was a ‘stirring’ film!
67. What did the unfunny dad say to the empty coffee cup? “You’ve bean a good friend!”
68. Why did the unfunny dad bring a camera to the restaurant? He wanted to capture the ‘flavor’!
69. How does an unfunny dad write in a straight line? He uses ruled paper!
70. What did the unfunny dad say when he saw a banana peel? “That’s a slippery ‘peel’ of trouble!”
71. Why did the unfunny dad bring a map to the zoo? He wanted to find the ‘beast’ route!
72. How does an unfunny dad measure his garden? With a ‘yard’ stick!
73. What did the unfunny dad say about the broken pencil? “It’s pointless now!”
74. Why don’t unfunny dads play hide and seek with mountains? They always peak too soon!
75. How did the unfunny dad react when his chair broke? He was ‘unseated’!
76. What did the unfunny dad say when the doorbell rang? “Looks like the ‘ding’ company’s here!”
77. Why did the unfunny dad bring a suitcase to the family dinner? He wanted to ‘pack’ some jokes!
78. How does an unfunny dad check his weight? He steps on the ‘scale’ of justice!
79. What did the unfunny dad say when he couldn’t find his glasses? “I guess I just can’t ‘see’ them!”
80. Why did the unfunny dad bring a ladder to the barbershop? He wanted a ‘top-notch’ haircut!

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81. What did the unfunny dad say when he found a quarter? “It’s just ‘change’ lying around!”
82. How does an unfunny dad find his car in a parking lot? He ‘spots’ it from a distance!
83. Why don’t unfunny dads trust stairs? They’re always ‘up’ to something!
84. Why did the unfunny dad bring a map to the library? He wanted to ‘read’ between the lines!
85. What did the unfunny dad say about the malfunctioning TV? “I guess it’s not ‘channeling’ properly!”
86. How does an unfunny dad tell time? He watches the ‘hour’ hand move!
87. Why did the unfunny dad bring a pillow to the meeting? He wanted to ‘rest’ his case!
88. What did the unfunny dad say about the missing paint? “Looks like it’s a ‘brush’ with destiny!”
89. How does an unfunny dad make a decision? He flips a coin and says, “Let’s ‘coin-cide’ with this!”
90. Why did the unfunny dad bring a camera to the beach? He wanted to ‘capture’ the moment!
91. What did the unfunny dad say about the fallen tree? “It’s stumped me!”
92. How did the unfunny dad react when the car broke down? He was ‘exhausted’!
93. Why did the unfunny dad bring a deck of cards to the party? He heard they needed a good ‘deal’!
94. What did the unfunny dad say when he forgot his password? “I’m locked out of ‘puns’!”
95. Why don’t unfunny dads play hide and seek with mountains? They always ‘peak’ too soon!
96. How did the unfunny dad react to a broken chair? He was ‘unseated’!
97. What did the unfunny dad say about the misplaced keys? “Looks like they’re in a ‘key’-rious hiding spot!”
98. Why did the unfunny dad bring a ruler to the party? He wanted to ‘measure’ up the fun!
99. How does an unfunny dad greet a broken clock? He says, “It’s time for a ‘second-hand’ chance!”

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Conclusion

Dad jokes, especially those of the unfunny dad variety, never fail to elicit a groan or a laugh. 

They’re a reminder that humor comes in all forms, and sometimes the worst jokes can be the most entertaining. Embrace the cringe and cherish the laughter these jokes bring!

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