Hey Google, Tell Me: 45+ Hilarious Jokes for a Good Laugh!

Introduction

Ever wondered what Google’s witty responses might sound like if it were a stand-up comedian? 

Brace yourself for a rollercoaster of laughter as we explore 45+ uproarious one-liners centered around asking Google.

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Hey Google Tell Me Jokes

1. “Hey Google, tell me a joke.” Google: “Why don’t we tell secrets on the internet? Because the ‘secret’ servers can’t keep anything private!”
2. “Google, what’s the best way to win an argument?” Google: “Sorry, I can’t help with winning arguments, but I can assist in proving yourself right.”
3. “Okay Google, why did the smartphone go to school?” Google: “To improve its ‘cell-f’ esteem!”
4. “Hey Google, can you make me laugh?” Google: “Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!”
5. “Google, can you tell me a funny story?” Google: “Once upon a time, a computer crashed and landed in therapy. It had too many ‘bytes’ of emotion!”
6. “Hey Google, why did the tomato turn red?” Google: “Because it saw the salad dressing!”
7. “Google, why did the robot go on a diet?” Google: “It had too many bytes!”
8. “Okay Google, what did one computer say to the other?” Google: “010101010101010101.”
9. “Hey Google, do you have any dating advice?” Google: “Just remember, dating is like Google searching for love – sometimes you find what you need in the most unexpected places!”
10. “Google, tell me a technology joke.” Google: “Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!”
11. “Hey Google, can you tell me a joke about clouds?” Google: “Why did the cloud break up with the fog? It mist her too much!”
12. “Google, what’s a computer’s favorite snack?” Google: “Microchips and cookies!”
13. “Hey Google, what do you call a bear with no teeth?” Google: “A gummy bear!”
14. “Google, can you tell me a joke about gardening?” Google: “Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!”
15. “Hey Google, what do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?” Google: “Frostbite!”
16. “Google, can you tell me a joke about pencils?” Google: “Why was the pencil sent to the principal’s office? It drew a line!”
17. “Hey Google, tell me a joke about smartphones.” Google: “Why did the smartphone go to school? To improve its ‘cell-f’ esteem!”
18. “Google, can you tell me a joke about coding?” Google: “Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!”
19. “Google, do you know any space jokes?” Google: “Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? Because he needed space!”
20. “Hey Google, what did one wall say to the other wall?” Google: “I’ll meet you at the corner!”

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Funny Hey Google Tell Me Jokes

21. “Google, tell me a joke about gardening.” Google: “Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!”
22. “Hey Google, what did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?” Google: “Supplies!”
23. “Google, do you have a joke about music?” Google: “Why did the music teacher go to jail? For fingering A Minor!”
24. “Google, why did the bicycle fall over?” Google: “Because it was two-tired!”
25. “Google, do you know any sports jokes?” Google: “Why was the baseball team so good at baking? They had the best batter!”
26. “Hey Google, tell me a joke about cats.” Google: “Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!”
27. “Google, do you know any coffee jokes?” Google: “How does a coffee introduce itself? ‘I’m brew-tiful!'”
28. “Hey Google, what’s a computer’s favorite snack?” Google: “Microchips and cookies!”
29. “Hey Google, can you tell me a joke about food?” Google: “Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!”
30. “Hey Google, what’s a computer’s favorite beat?” Google: “Algorithms!”
31. “Hey Google, can you tell me a joke about cows?” Google: “Why don’t cows have any money? Because farmers milk them dry!”
32. “Hey Google, tell me a joke about astronauts.” Google: “Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? He needed space!”
33. “Hey Google, tell me a joke about bananas.” Google: “Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!”
34. “Google, do you know any dinosaur jokes?” Google: “What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!”
35. “Google, tell me a joke about gardening.” Google: “Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!”
36. “Hey Google, why don’t skeletons fight each other?” Google: “Because they don’t have the guts!”
37. “Hey Google, tell me a joke about bees.” Google: “What do you call a bear that gets stung by a bee? A honey bear!”
38. “Google, can you tell me a joke about books?” Google: “Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane? Because it was overbooked!”
39. “Hey Google, tell me a joke about astronauts.” Google: “Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? He needed space!”
40. “Google, do you have any coffee jokes?” Google: “How does a coffee introduce itself? ‘I’m brew-tiful!'”
41. “Google, tell me a joke about the internet.” Google: “Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!”
42. “Hey Google, tell me a joke about robots.” Google: “Why was the robot so bad at baseball? It had a screw loose!”
43. “Google, do you know any astronaut jokes?” Google: “Why did the astronaut break up with his computer? It had too many space bars!”
44. “Google, can you tell me a joke about the ocean?” Google: “What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved!”
45. “Google, tell me a joke about trees.” Google: “Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems!”
46. “Hey Google, why was the belt arrested?” Google: “For holding up a pair of pants!”
47. “Hey Google, tell me a joke about clouds.” Google: “Why did the cloud break up with the fog? It mist her too much!”
48. “Google, what’s a computer’s favorite beat?” Google: “Algorithms!”

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Conclusion

Laughter truly is the best medicine, and these Google-inspired one-liners are perfect for a quick dose. Next time you’re in need of a good chuckle, just ask Google for some humor!