September Smiles: 57+ Funny Jokes for Kids

Introduction

September marks the beginning of fall, back-to-school season, and the start of cozy autumn days. What better way to celebrate than with some laughter? Get ready to giggle with these silly September jokes perfect for kids of all ages.

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September Jokes For Kids

1. Why did September sit next to August in class? Because it wanted to be near the end of summer!
2. What did September say to October? “I’m falling for you!”
3. Why was September so good at school? Because it always knew the answer to “Fall” in!
4. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite month? Sep-tumble!
5. Why did the leaf go to school in September? To get “leaf-ning”!
6. What did the tree say to the wind in September? “Leaf me alone!”
7. What did September say to the other months? “I’m feeling fall-tastic!”
8. Why did the apple go back to school in September? To get a little “core” education!
9. What’s a squirrel’s favorite month? Sep-nut-ember!
10. Why did the calendar go to therapy in September? Because it was feeling overwhelmed by all the dates!
11. What did September say to August’s heatwave? “Cool it, summer, my turn’s coming!”
12. Why was September always ready for a pop quiz? Because it had a “fall” back plan!
13. What did the acorn say to the tree in September? “I’m nuts about fall!”
14. Why did September bring an umbrella to school? In case of “rain-carnation” during science class!
15. What did September say to the sunflower? “Keep your petals on, it’s fall now!”
16. Why did September bring a jacket to the party? Because it knew it was going to be “cool”!
17. What did September say to the calendar? “I’m turning over a new leaf!”
18. Why did the pencil go to school in September? To get “sharp” for the new year!
19. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite subject in school? Gourd-ography!
20. Why did September feel like a superhero? Because it was the “saver” of summer’s end!
21. What did September say to November’s turkey? “Gobble, gobble, it’s my turn to shine!”
22. Why was September such a good storyteller? Because it always had a “fall” narrative!
23. What did September say to the falling leaf? “You’re really branching out!”
24. Why did September bring a backpack to the pumpkin patch? To “squash” any troublemakers!
25. What’s a leaf’s favorite month? Sep-leaf-ber!
26. Why did September bring a ruler to school? To “measure up” to its own expectations!
27. What did September say to December’s snow? “Chill out, I’ve got fall covered!”
28. Why did September bring a fan to school? To “cool” down the hot seat during tests!
29. What did September say to August’s beach ball? “You’re out of your element now, summer!”
30. Why did the scarecrow win an award in September? Because he was outstanding in his field!

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Funny September Jokes For Kids

31. What did the apple say to the teacher in September? “Don’t worry, I’ll be a-peeling in no time!”
32. Why was the math book sad in September? Because it had too many problems!
33. What did one leaf say to the other in September? “I’m falling for you!”
34. Why did the student eat his homework in September? Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
35. What did the calendar say to September? “I’m flipping over a new leaf!”
36. Why was the broom late to school in September? Because it overswept!
37. What do you call a bear with no teeth in September? A gummy bear!
38. Why did the squirrel bring a ladder in September? To reach the top of the fall!
39. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit in September? Straw-berries!
40. What did the pencil say to the paper in September? “You’re write for me!”
41. Why did the cookie go to school in September? Because it wanted to be a smart cookie!
42. What’s a tree’s favorite month in September? Sep-timber!
43. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in September? Because her students were so bright!
44. What did the ocean say to September? “Waving goodbye to summer!”
45. Why did the ghost go to school in September? To improve his “ghoulification” skills!
46. What’s a frog’s favorite subject in September? Hopper-ology!
47. Why did the bicycle fall over in September? Because it was two-tired!
48. What did the leaf say to the wind in September? “You blow me away!”
49. Why was the belt so happy in September? Because it got to hold up someone’s pants!
50. What did one autumn leaf say to the other? “I’m leaf-ing!”
51. Why did the math book look sad in September? Because it had too many problems to solve!
52. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport in September? Squash!
53. Why did the computer go to school in September? To get more byte-sized information!
54. What did the autumn leaf say to the wind? “You make me feel all a-flutter!”
55. Why did the tomato turn red in September? Because it saw the salad dressing!
56. What did the grape do when it got stepped on in September? It let out a little wine!
57. Why did the student bring a ladder to school in September? Because they wanted to go to high school!
58. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit in September? A blood orange!
59. Why did the squirrel bring an umbrella to school in September? In case of nutty weather!
60. What did the autumn leaf say to the rake in September? “You’re really good at picking me up!”

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Conclusion

September is a time of transition, but it’s also a time for laughter and fun. These jokes capture the spirit of the season and will keep kids giggling all month long!

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