95+ Preschool Jokes  | Humorous Puns for Little Learners

Introduction

Welcome to a delightful collection of 95+ preschool jokes that are bound to tickle the funny bones of your little ones! From playful pencils to charming teddy bears, these one-liners are designed to bring joy and laughter into the lives of young learners. 

Share these jokes during playtime, bedtime, or any time you want to add a sprinkle of humor to your child’s day. Get ready for smiles, giggles, and perhaps a few adorable “knock-knock” attempts as you explore the amusing world of preschool humor.

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Preschool Puns

1. Why did the cookie go to preschool? It wanted to be a smart cookie!
2. What did the pencil say to the paper at preschool? “You’re write for me!”
3. Why did the crayon become a comedian in preschool? It knew how to draw a crowd!
4. What do you call a bear with no teeth at preschool? A gummy bear!
5. Why did the scarecrow become a great preschool teacher? Because he was outstanding in his field!
6. What’s a preschooler’s favorite play at the park? Swings and roundabouts!
7. How does a preschooler organize a space party? They planet!
8. What did one wall say to the other at preschool? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
9. Why did the preschooler bring a ladder to class? Because they wanted to go to high school!
10. What did the big flower say to the little flower at preschool? “Hi, bud!”
11. Why did the tomato turn red at preschool? Because it saw the salad dressing!
12. How does a preschooler apologize? They say, “I’m sowwy.”
13. What’s a preschooler’s favorite type of music? Nursery rhymes!
14. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert at preschool? It was already stuffed!
15. What do you call a preschooler’s favorite dinosaur? A dino-snore!
16. Why did the preschooler bring a ladder to school? Because they wanted to go to high school!
17. What do you call a pile of cats at preschool? A meowtain!
18. Why did the banana go to preschool? To learn some a-peel-ing lessons!
19. What’s a preschooler’s favorite subject? Recess!
20. Why did the preschooler bring a ladder to the bar? They heard the drinks were on the house!
21. What do you call a preschooler’s favorite bug? A cutie-pie!
22. Why did the preschooler bring a pencil to bed? To draw their dreams!
23. What do you call a preschooler’s favorite footwear? Toe-sandals!
24. Why did the crayon go to preschool early? To be a little ahead in color theory!
25. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn at preschool? “Where’s pop-corn?”
26. Why did the preschooler bring a ladder to the library? They wanted to reach the high shelves!
27. What’s a preschooler’s favorite type of exercise? The playground workout!
28. Why did the preschooler take a ladder to the movies? Because they heard it had a high rating!
29. What’s a preschooler’s favorite type of tree? A nurser-tree!
30. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert at preschool? It was already stuffed!
31. What did one hat say to the other at preschool? “You stay ahead, and I’ll cover the rest!”
32. Why did the preschooler bring a ladder to the restaurant? They wanted to try the high cuisine!

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Preschool Chuckles

33. What do you call a preschooler’s favorite fruit? A peach of cake!
34. Why did the tomato turn red at preschool? Because it saw the salad dressing!
35. What do you call a preschooler’s favorite toy? A play-thing!
36. Why did the preschooler bring a ladder to the gym? To step up their exercise game!
37. What’s a preschooler’s favorite type of magic? Kindergarten magic!
38. Why did the crayon go to preschool early? To be a little ahead in color theory!
39. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn at preschool? “Where’s pop-corn?”
40. Why did the preschooler bring a ladder to the concert? They wanted to get to a higher note!
41. What do you call a preschooler’s favorite planet? Play-dough!
42. Why did the teddy bear bring a ladder to preschool? To reach new heights in education!
43. What’s a preschooler’s favorite type of weather? Sunny days!
44. Why did the preschooler bring a ladder to the beach? They wanted to climb the tide!
45. What do you call a preschooler’s favorite insect? A butter-fly!
46. Why did the crayon go to preschool early? To be a little ahead in color theory!
47. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn at preschool? “Where’s pop-corn?”
48. Why did the preschooler bring a ladder to the zoo? They heard the giraffes were high-interest animals!
49. What’s a preschooler’s favorite type of sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
50. Why did the teddy bear bring a ladder to preschool? To reach new heights in education!
51. What’s a preschooler’s favorite type of dance? The hokey pokey!
52. Why did the preschooler bring a ladder to the farm? They wanted to see the corn-stalks!
53. What do you call a preschooler’s favorite dinosaur? A dino-snore!
54. Why did the crayon go to preschool early? To be a little ahead in color theory!
55. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn at preschool? “Where’s pop-corn?”
56. Why did the preschooler bring a ladder to the bakery? They heard the muffins were on the top shelf!
57. What’s a preschooler’s favorite type of fruit? A mango!
58. Why did the teddy bear bring a ladder to preschool? To reach new heights in education!
59. What’s a preschooler’s favorite type of music? Nursery rhymes!
60. Why did the preschooler bring a ladder to the art class? They wanted to draw closer to perfection!
61. What do you call a preschooler’s favorite insect? A butter-fly!
62. Why did the crayon go to preschool early? To be a little ahead in color theory!
63. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn at preschool? “Where’s pop-corn?”
64. Why did the preschooler bring a ladder to the beach? They wanted to climb the tide!

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Preschool Giggles

65. What’s a preschooler’s favorite type of sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
66. Why did the teddy bear bring a ladder to preschool? To reach new heights in education!
67. What’s a preschooler’s favorite type of dance? The hokey pokey!
68. Why did the preschooler bring a ladder to the farm? They wanted to see the corn-stalks!
69. What do you call a preschooler’s favorite dinosaur? A dino-snore!
70. Why did the crayon go to preschool early? To be a little ahead in color theory!
71. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn at preschool? “Where’s pop-corn?”
72. Why did the preschooler bring a ladder to the bakery? They heard the muffins were on the top shelf!
73. What’s a preschooler’s favorite type of fruit? A mango!
74. Why did the teddy bear bring a ladder to preschool? To reach new heights in education!
75. What’s a preschooler’s favorite type of music? Nursery rhymes!
76. Why did the preschooler bring a ladder to the art class? They wanted to draw closer to perfection!
77. What do you call a preschooler’s favorite insect? A butter-fly!
78. Why did the crayon go to preschool early? To be a little ahead in color theory!
79. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn at preschool? “Where’s pop-corn?”
80. Why did the preschooler bring a ladder to the beach? They wanted to climb the tide!
81. What’s a preschooler’s favorite type of sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
82. Why did the teddy bear bring a ladder to preschool? To reach new heights in education!
83. What’s a preschooler’s favorite type of dance? The hokey pokey!
84. Why did the preschooler bring a ladder to the farm? They wanted to see the corn-stalks!
85. What do you call a preschooler’s favorite dinosaur? A dino-snore!
86. Why did the crayon go to preschool early? To be a little ahead in color theory!
87. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn at preschool? “Where’s pop-corn?”
88. Why did the preschooler bring a ladder to the bakery? They heard the muffins were on the top shelf!
89. What’s a preschooler’s favorite type of fruit? A mango!
90. Why did the teddy bear bring a ladder to preschool? To reach new heights in education!
91. What’s a preschooler’s favorite type of music? Nursery rhymes!
92. Why did the preschooler bring a ladder to the art class? They wanted to draw closer to perfection!
93. What do you call a preschooler’s favorite insect? A butter-fly!
94. Why did the crayon go to preschool early? To be a little ahead in color theory!
95. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn at preschool? “Where’s pop-corn?”
96. Why did the preschooler bring a ladder to the beach? They wanted to climb the tide!
97. What’s a preschooler’s favorite type of sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!

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Conclusion

We hope these preschool jokes have brightened your day and added some extra laughter to your preschooler’s world. Humor is a fantastic way to connect, bond, and create lasting memories. 

Keep the laughter alive, and enjoy the wonderful journey of growing up with your little ones!

FAQs

Are these jokes suitable for all preschool ages?

Absolutely! These jokes are crafted to appeal to a broad range of preschoolers, ensuring smiles for everyone.

How can I incorporate these jokes into daily routines?

Use them during playtime, car rides, or bedtime to create moments of joy and bonding with your little one.

Can I share these jokes with my child’s preschool teacher?

Certainly! Teachers love fostering a positive and fun learning environment, and these jokes can add a sprinkle of humor to the classroom.