Knock Knock Boyfriend Jokes – 127+ One-Liners for a Laugh

Introduction

Are you in the mood for some laughter and light-hearted humor? Look no further because we’ve compiled a list of Knock Knock jokes tailored for your boyfriend. These playful and witty one-liners are sure to bring a smile to your face. 

Whether you want to share a chuckle with your partner or friends, these jokes are perfect for any occasion.

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Knock Knock Boyfriend Jokes 

1. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaka. Alpaca who? Alpaca the lunches for our picnic!
2. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
3. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I miss you!
4. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? I wanna lay you!
5. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry; it’s just a joke!
6. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice be love I feel for you?
7. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin the neighborhood, your new neighbor!
8. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and answer the door!
9. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Boo who? Don’t be scared; it’s just me!
10. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Acth. Atch who? Bless you!
11. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you forever!
12. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cows go. Cows go who? No, silly! Cows go moo!
13. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole; that’s why I’m knocking!
14. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome!
15. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda hang out tonight?
16. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow. Cow says who? No, silly! The cow says moo!
17. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nobe.Nobel who? Nobel-ody can compare to you!
18. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell; it’s broken!
19. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ben. Ben who? Ben knocking for hours; can you let me in?
20. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce, Lettuce who? Lettuce in; it’s cold out here!
21. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you, and I miss you so much!
22. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Isa. Isa who? Isa great time to be together, isn’t it?
23. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anybody want to let me in?
24. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the sunscreen; we’re going to the beach!
25. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice be love I’m feeling right now?
26. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wooden. Wooden who? Wooden you like to go on a date with me?
27. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? Tank you for being in my life!
28. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in; it’s freezing out here!
29. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you, and I can’t wait to see you again!
30. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time to make you smile!
31. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and answer the door; it’s a surprise!
32. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the love I have for you right here!
33. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Boo who? Don’t be sad; it’s just a joke!
34. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Acth. Atch who? Atch who! I’m here to make you smile!
35. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nobel. Nobel who? Nobel who? But I’d give you a prize for being awesome!
36. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs who? Figs the doorbell; this one’s broken!
37. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mickey. Mikey who? Mikey who? Mikey don’t fit in the keyhole!
38. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? Tank who? Tank you for being my friend!
39. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda who? Wanda hang out tonight?
40. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nobel. Nobel who? Nobel who? Nobel-ody can replace you!

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Hilarious Knock Knock Boyfriend Jokes

41. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Isa. Isa who? Isa who? Isa great day to be together!
42. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen who? Dozen anybody want to let me in?
43. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca who? Alpaca the swimsuits; we’re going swimming!
44. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice who? Candice be love I’m feeling right now?
45. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce who? Lettuce in; it’s chilly outside!
46. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive who? Olive you and can’t wait to see you again!
47. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin who? Justin time to bring you a smile!
48. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry who? Harry up and open the door; there’s a surprise!
49. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca who? Alpaca the affection I have for you right here!
50. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Boo who? Don’t be upset; it’s all in good fun!
51. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Acth. Atch who? Atch who? I’m here to bring a smile to your face!
52. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs who? Figs the doorbell; it’s not working!
53. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mickey. Mikey who? Mikey who? Mikey can’t fit in the keyhole!
54. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? Tank who? Tank you for being an amazing friend!
55. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda who? Wanda go out tonight?
56. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow. Cow says who?Cow says who? No, silly! It says moo!
57. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca who? Alpaca the gift; it’s for you!
58. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad you met me?
59. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? Hawaii will always be better with you!
60. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow more rainy days with you around!
61. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe come out and play with me?
62. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bacon. Bacon who? Bacon a cake for your special day!
63. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow. Cow says who? Cow says who? No, silly, it says moo!
64. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup with me and let’s hang out!
65. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you, so don’t be sad!
66. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter,. Butter who? Butter open up; it’s me!
67. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, it’s cold out here!
68. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin the right person for you!
69. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Acth. Atch who? Atch who? Bless you with my love!
70. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you, and I always will!

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Knock Knock Boyfriend One-Liners

71. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice who? Candice be love I feel for you?
72. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fur. Fur who? Fur you, I’d do anything!
73. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce who? Lettuce in; it’s freezing outside!
74. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive who? Olive you, and can’t wait to see you again!
75. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin who? Justin time to make you smile!
76. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry who? Harry up and open the door; it’s a surprise!
77. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca who? Alpaca the love I have for you right here!
78. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who?Boo who? Don’t be sad; it’s all in good fun!
79. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the love in my heart for you!
80. Knock, knock.Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice be love you’re feeling right now?
81. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doris. Doris who?Doris locked; that’s why I’m knocking!
82. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? Tank who? Tank you for being amazing!
83. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Rufus. Rufus who? Rufus the best thing in my life!
84. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? Hawaii love spending time with you!
85. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Andy. Andy who? Andy bit your fingers while you knocked!
86. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you know how much I love you?
87. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to keep talking about love all day?
88. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you, don’t you know?
89. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in; it’s time to cuddle!
90. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice be love you’re feeling right now?
91. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked; that’s why I’m knocking!
92. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? Tank who? Tank you for being amazing!
93. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the peephole and find out!
94. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bacon. Bacon who? Bacon a cake for your special day!
95. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who?Butter open up; it’s me!
96. Knock, knock.Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, it’s cold out here!
97. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you know how much I love you?
98. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bee. Bee who? Bees are the sweetest when you’re around!
99. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to keep talking about love all day?
100. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Banana split, and I miss you!
101. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in; it’s chilly out here!
102. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Isa. Isa who? Isa coming over to hang out?
103. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doen. Dozen who? Dozen anyone want to go on a date with me?
104. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca who? Alpaca the sunscreen; we’re going to the beach!
105. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fur. Fur who? Fur who? Fur you, I’d do anything!
106. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wooden. Wooden who? Wooden who? Wooden you like to go on a date with me?
107. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? Tank who? Tank you for being in my life!
108. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin who? Justin time to make you smile!
109. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Boo who? Don’t be sad; it’s all in good fun!
110. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Isa. Isa who? Isa who? Isa wonderful day to be with you!

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Best Knock Knock Boyfriend Jokes

111. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen who? Dozen anyone want to let me in?
112. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange who? Orange you glad you met me?
113. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? Hawaii who? Hawaii will always be better with you!
114. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow who? Snow more rainy days with you around!
115. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke who? Luke through the peephole and find out!
116. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bacon. Bacon who? Bacon who? Bacon a cake for your special day!
117. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter who? Butter open up; it’s me!
118. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry who? Harry up, it’s cold out here!
119. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew who? Honeydew you know how much I love you?
120. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? Robin who? Robin you, don’t you know?
121. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca who? Alpaca the love in my heart for you!
122. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice who? Candice be love you’re feeling right now?
123. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doris. Doris who? Doris who? Doris locked; that’s why I’m knocking!
124. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup who? Ketchup with me and let’s hang out!
125. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Isa. Isa who? Isa who? Isa wonderful day to be together!
126. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe who? Canoe come out and play with me?
127. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hwaii. Hawaii who? Hawaii who? Hawaii love spending time with you!
128. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Andy. Andy who? Andy who? Andy bit your fingers while you knocked!
129. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dewy. Dewey who? Dewey who? Dewey have to keep talking about love all day?
130. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana.  Banana who? Banana who? Banana split, and I miss you!
131. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce who? Lettuce in; it’s time to cuddle!

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Conclusion

We hope these Knock Knock boyfriend jokes brought some joy and laughter to your day. Whether you share them with your significant other, friends, or family, these playful one-liners are a great way to brighten the mood and create memorable moments. Laughter is the best medicine, and these jokes are just the remedy you need.

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